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‘屋顶’好笑版

Published by Alan under , , on 6/29/2009 01:38:00 PM
要開附加檔案來听听唷!!(一邊听一邊看底下的歌詞,差點笑死掉)


'屋頂'-〔廚房篇〕
男: 半夜睡不著覺 原來是巴豆腰
只好到廚房去吃一點東西
女: 睡夢中被吵醒 我還是不確定
廚房怎會有人在開冰箱的聲音
我悄悄出房門 帶著球棒過去
原來是剛才睡在我旁邊那個人
男: 那個人不就是每天幫我煮飯的人
我們都松了一口氣
男: 有麵線
女: 有麵線
男女: 還有二個「燒肉粽」(台語) Ho~Ho~
女: 再加上一點「豆油膏」(台語)
男: 再加上一點花生粉
女: 再把那麵線全部煮成一大碗
男: 喔~~~煮成一大碗
男女: 吃飽這時刻 這一分一秒汗流不止
男: 胃開始糾結
女: 該不會是那「豆油膏」(台語)
男: 還是過期的花生粉
女: 快打電話去給那最近的醫院
男: 喔~~最近的醫院
男女: 送醫這時刻 這一分一秒腹瀉不止
男: 臉開始糾結
男女: 今夜真倒霉
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女: 刚才落屎是誰
男: 是我~
女: 讓你落屎是誰
男: 是妳~
女: 整車的便便氣味環繞在我倆的身邊
男: 便便氣味環繞在我倆的身邊
女: 讓我害怕是誰 
男:是我~
女: 讓你抓狂是誰
男: 是妳~
男女: 現在我很想找個地方躲一躲
男女: 嗚~~~~~

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Ricca's Friend

Published by Alan under , on 6/28/2009 02:20:00 PM
Some photos during Ricca's birthday.

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My 'vegetables' meal.

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Ying Ying, Doreena and Karyee in posing.

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Clarissa & Karyee.

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Jane, Hen, Ricca & Pastor.

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Happy Birthday To Ricca

Published by Alan under , , on 6/27/2009 12:17:00 AM
Happy one year old birthday to you, Ricca.

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Goodbye....Michael Jackson

Published by Alan under on 6/26/2009 08:30:00 AM

Our all time 'King Of Pop', dies at age 50 last night. Goodbye...






That's what we call one family

Published by Alan under , on 6/25/2009 11:30:00 PM
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More photo coming up.

Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen

Published by Alan under on 6/24/2009 12:31:00 PM
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In theaters now...

Award Night

Published by Alan under , on 6/23/2009 12:47:00 PM
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Pastor announcing the winner for the sports day.

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What a good laugh...

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Champion

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Our group

Fasting...no more steamboat

Published by Alan under , on 6/22/2009 12:06:00 AM
Start from today 22.06.09 till 05.07.09, 3 weeks...i'm gonna fasting...Miss steamboat so much.


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P.S. Sorry if these photo make you feel hungry.

Happy Father's Day

Published by Alan under on 6/21/2009 03:37:00 PM
Happy father's day to all fathers. I got this present from my cell group members. So happy. May God bless you all.

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Proverbs 3:11-12
My son, do not despise the LORD's discipline
and do not resent his rebuke,
because the LORD disciplines those he loves,
as a father the son he delights in.

Proverbs 23:24
The father of a righteous man has great joy;
he who has a wise son delights in him.


Ephesians 6:4
Fathers, do not exasperate your children; instead, bring them up in the training and instruction of the Lord.

Blessed Church Singing Contest: Semi Final

Published by Alan under , on 6/21/2009 02:01:00 PM
Our church singing contest semi final on 12.12.09.

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Hen in rapping.

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Congratulation to Jackie into final list.

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Karyee....another final list.

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Aunty Maggie was so happy on her son performance.
 

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